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Jokes
KNOCK KNOCK!
Who's there?
APPLE!
Apple who?
APPLE APPLE! KNOCK KNOCK!
Who's there?
APPLE!
Apple who?
APPLE APPLE! KNOCK KNOCK!
Who's there?
ORANGE!
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY APPLE!
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Creativity
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Don't throw that leftover wrapping paper in the trash! Instead, you can cut it into small pieces, and make a collage.
If your pets could talk to each other, what would they say? Why not write a play starring your pets!
Where do egg cartons usually go? In the recycling. Here's another idea from my niece Monica: why not paint them, and use them to store jewelry or other knick-knacks.
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Fun
Facts About Diana Shmiana
Diana Shmiana is left-handed
Diana Shmiana is shy sometimes
When she was a kid, Diana Shmiana had a pretend friend named Poopy Kaloshi. She lived at 834 UpInTheSky road and went to Italy a lot.
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Riddles
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist yet!
What do you call invisible parents?
Transparents!
What does up and down at the same time?
Stairs!
What is pink and jumps from tree to tree?
Bubblegum on Tarzan's foot!
(Thanks to my niece Monica & my nephew Noah for these jokes)
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